noteworthy cultural observations

The other day I saw a woman in her mid-40s wearing a transparent, lime green dress, with a (gag) black bra and g-string which were as visible as if she hadn't been wearing the dress, or whatever the hell it was, at all.

I saw an ad for Guarana soda just a few minutes ago in which some "ultra-hip dude" and his girlfriend are going through the package store, buying chips and then Guarana. He gets a bag of chips and one soda, and she follows him by getting an armload of both, because apparently either she's into heavy consumption or she knows him better and that he's a heavy consumer or whatever. Anyway, before he gets to the counter he stops by the condom dispenser, and gets one (whatever), and you can guess what she does. The fat, pasty, disgusting white lady corner store employee behind the counter looks at him with disgust as he lovingly places the condom on top of the chips and soda, but then gives a knowing smile as his girlfriend dumps a big pile of condoms on the whole thing. What a hoot.