I know there's been a lot of chatter going over the wires regarding the details of
the rat that ate Tiago's mattress, and I'm going to do the best that I can to clear things up and provide a little more detail.
OK, the chatter part may be a little exaggerated but there are some new developments.
The rat did not eat the entire mattress, as I'm sure some of you were wondering. He in fact only burrowed into it to escape being squashed by whoever the hell was chasing him around Tiago's room.
So here's the timeline:
1) rat is discovered in 6-year old kid's (already pretty freaking small) bedroom, in a pretty freaking small apartment. he shares the bedroom with his brother who's 10. or 11. i can't ever keep track.
2) everybody runs screaming
3) someone gathers their wits and starts chasing the rat around the bedroom
4) the rat runs into a hole that s/he may or may not have already chewed into the mattress
5) nobody sees this, and everyone assumes the rat went home
6) the babysitter folds up the mattress and sticks it (presumably the same day) on top of a bookcase (or armoire, whatever the hell you call those things you put clothes in that are 6' tall or more) in the room
7) the rat is still in the mattress and can't get out because it's folded. presumably s/he breathes through some tiny hole that may or may note be chewed, and lives on a diet of, you guessed it, mattress, and his/her own urine.
8) someone decides to hang the mattress outside, who knows why - maybe because of the rat urine smell, or the fact that it seems lighter (or heavier) than before. anyway, it's either hanging outside or propped against a stone wall.
9) a neighbor, a middle-aged Portuguese guy who has no job and whom I've never seen wear a shirt, sees, while walking his rediculous fancypants poodle around the condo, that something is moving inside the mattress and deduces that it's a rat.
10) he tells Tiago's mom
11) Tiago's mom tells everyone else
12) everybody runs screaming
13) to everyone's surprise, Dalvina, the mother in law of Tiago's aunt (4'8" tall, talks in an extremely high voice, with a thick bahian accent, and has a face like a prune), gets her shit together enough to kill the rat. the details are shady on how exactly this was done, although i'm going to stick to my theory of bludgeoning, given motive and available rat-killing means. i'll update this page as details on this story come in.
14) the mattress is retired and Tiago's dad, Ivanildo, buys a new one.
15) that's the kind of shit that has to happen for someone to get a new mattress around here.